Hello and Welcome to Dr Contortrix Fantastic Fiction Writing Laboratory.

Good evening my friends and visitors, I am Doctor Contortrix.

 

Please make yourself at home, if you dare.

 

Sanguine short stories, thrilling thoughts, and fetid ramblings are just a few things you may find around the lab. Amongst the high-voltage equipment, test tubes, and experimental instruments of fiction, iniozed-thoughts cling in the shadows.

 

Be forewarned that language --foul and festering-- may occasionally be splattered about. All matters in these posts are fictious, even the real ones! All fictitious names have been changed to even more fictitious names to double-protect the innocent, and not so innocent, no matter how nearly-departed.

 

What better day to start set off on this, ahem! ...undertaking, than All Hallows Eve.

 

Please visit often and read by the flickers of undulating candlelight that sputter and glow in my mind.

 

Stay at your own risk! Or get a room at the local inn if you prefer. I should tell you, I hear the place is haunted. Poor Mrs. Bunsen, the Plague Doctor and former resident, couldn't be saved by her own science. Now she clings to her faith and her razor-sharp silver crucifix. She sometimes performs "unauthorized procedures" on the unexpecting, and expecting, guests alike. I suppose she sees it as a two-for-one type affair in the latter case. So if you hear the tippety-tap of old leather shoes precede the creaking of your door, be prepared for a long and torturous night.

 

I hope to see a few souls stop-in when I toss out the first of my posts in the coming days.

 

TLDR: This all-fiction story blog is completely fictitious and any ideas of it exist only in the minds of its readers. The blog will be updated in the coming days with the first post. Damn it! I swear in here. It is an experimental lab and sometime shit goes awry.

 

  Thank you and enjoy your visits in the deep recesses of madness.

 

Yours... truly,

 

Dr. Contortrix

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Comments (11)

  1. Walkaboutman

    Greetings, I am a humble Knight needing a place of rest. Thank you for your invite and I feel oddly comfortable amongst the lab and experiments. No offence but I bring my own wine and drink from the bottle that never leaves my hands as I know how scientist like to experiment. Rest assured my sword is sharp as is my wit. I am ready to set forth on adventure with you my new friend.

    November 01, 2016
    1. notthinking

      Well don a stained lab coat and pull up a chair. Surely there are tales to spin before we get down to the business of science. Glad to make your acquaintance. I hope you stick around for a while.

      November 02, 2016
      1. Walkaboutman

        I have a challace of wine for you as we share adventures. I will be happy to be your assistant as we share a great interest in science. This s is an exciting time indeed.

        November 02, 2016
  2. pets
    I stop by to say hello

    November 04, 2016
    1. notthinking

      Good evening. Thank you for stopping in. We can always use more pets around the lab. Walkabout man finds watching them run on the wheel that powers the Megatron Converter entrancing.

      November 04, 2016
  3. anthonyrmatthews

    It sounds really surprising to read “fiction writing laboratory” for developing my site superiorpapers.com but it is mentioned here that’s why we must read it properly. Writer is welcoming us in laboratory of Dr. Contortrix but unfortunately, I am not aware of this person. So guys if you found this article interesting then you must appreciate writer for such a wonderful content.

    February 14, 2017
    1. notthinking

      Anthony, given that you have added a wang-jangled hyperlink to your reply, I am drawn to the conclusion that you are attempting to plug (advertise) your writing services here. Though I appreciate your kind words, I feel that if you leave your pimp-link up on my page for more than 24 hours, I will have to insist upon a pay per click fee. This fee, the billing period, and the rate of interest, and the means by which I choose to accept your payment are non-negotiable and at a rate of compensation that makes me smile. So if you like, you can delete it, delete and re-post without the link or mention of your site, or leave it and pay in a timely manner through a method I deem most pleasing. Any failure to comply with these terms will result in your post being deleted, your account being added to the block list, not to mention a curse may be placed upon your site that will cause animals to release uncontrollable diarrhea upon you, your staff and associates (if you have any), and anyone who visits your site. So please take notice, and action if you so choose, before all hell breaks loose. Thank you

      ~The management

      February 14, 2017
      1. scarletts_letters

        Its spam, no point in having a conversation with a script, it’s like talking to Trumpkin voters.

        February 15, 2017
        1. notthinking

          Hahaha! I know. You are hilarious. I was enjoying the opportunity to post my advertising policy. LOL!

          February 15, 2017
          1. scarletts_letters

            I once wrote an alt user t’s & c’s for this place I should repost it.

            February 17, 2017
            1. notthinking

              Haha! Awesome.

              February 17, 2017